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To: PROCON

Everything kills people.

Water kills people. Stairs kilk people. Cars kill people. People kill people. Trees kill people. Animals kill people. Food kills people. Disease kills people. Chemicals kill people. Natural substances kill people. Ropes kill people. Falls kill people. Electricity kills people. Weather kills people. Rocks and earth kill people

Everything kills people.


3 posted on 05/15/2026 6:37:12 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Even though people are often found killing time,
Time kills people.


4 posted on 05/15/2026 6:41:53 PM PDT by Lion Den Dan ( )
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To: Secret Agent Man
.. and don't forget my personal favorite...

9 posted on 05/15/2026 6:48:50 PM PDT by Waverunner (Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide now!
11 posted on 05/15/2026 6:54:11 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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To: Secret Agent Man

Commie scum have killed 150 Million People


12 posted on 05/15/2026 6:59:39 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Dead people do not kill people! Oh, wait...Democrats!


16 posted on 05/15/2026 7:08:11 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Secret Agent Man

A Bar Kilt Hatchet Jack!
Hatchet Jack kilt that Bar
With a .50 caliber Hawkins!


18 posted on 05/15/2026 7:37:00 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Resist Satan's Tyranny )
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To: Secret Agent Man

Immediately forwarded to my friend in MO, where his dangerous guns some how committed suicide and jumped off his boat into the lake.


20 posted on 05/15/2026 7:42:40 PM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: Secret Agent Man

you are clearly a “guns r bad” denier


21 posted on 05/15/2026 7:43:35 PM PDT by A strike (Drool Britannia)
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