[Blurb2350]

You and me both, Albie! L'enfer? C'est les autres! The only sort of seaborne adventure that ever might have appealed to me is one of those Windjammer-type trips -- a small ship, the sort with actual sails, and a small number of people visiting exotic, out-of-the-way places.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

a small number of people visiting exotic, out-of-the-way places

Try the excursions to South American landfills. Some really good birdwatching opportunities, I hear.