Back in the early 70s a riding acquaintance of mine had bought a Moto Guzzi. In those days those bikes had serious steel gas tanks. He ended up running into the side of a truck that cut him off at an intersection. The Tank had an indentation the size of your fist from his genitalia. He basically couldn’t walk for weeks and I always wondered if he was able to father any children after that, jeez. And his front tire rim looked almost rectangular.
Well a pirate went into a bar one time with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. The bar tender asked “You’ve got a steering wheel coming out of your pants?” The pirate replied “It’s driving me nuts! Arrg”