Buy two.
Starbucks CEO roasted as ‘out of touch’ over defense of $9 coffee: ‘Affordable premium experience’
https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/us-news/starbucks-ceo-roasted-as-out-of-touch-over-defense-of-9-coffee-affordable-premium-experience/
I would not necessarily blame the CEO, just the idiots who buy the $9 coffee.