[Cowgirl of Justice]

And then we have this glorious, memorable and proud moment with Joey Bidet and the King and Queen of England when he FARTED loudly:

“When you meet the queen of England, you’re not supposed to turn your back on her (presumably in case she steals something). Clearly when you meet the Duchess of Cornwall, you’re supposed to fart.
That’s allegedly what happened when Joe Biden met Camilla at the COP26 climate talks in Glasgow — with the U.S. president doing a terrible job at reducing emissions

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the Mail wrote about the fart — the breaking of wind, not the U.S. leader, I hasten to add.”

https://www.politico.eu/article/joe-biden-fart-cop26-royal-family-camilla/

[Albion Wilde]

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the Mail wrote about [Biden's] fart

That story reminds me of a great joke Bette Midler once told Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show, which cracked Johnny up totally:

"Why are you here today," the doctor asked an elderly male patient.

"Doc," said the old man, "I'm having silent gas emissions."

"All right," said the doctor. "You need a check-up. Let's start with your hearing."

Johnny was almost crying laughing, leaning over sideways and slapping the desk...