Acme parachutes...
No, no, not the Acme’s. Coyote might bring them back. Maybe just brand -X. Or Army surplus.
Reminding me of a story from about 1960: Private pilot guy with his own light plane bought a WW II surplus parachute, put it in his plane, and sat on it for a decade or so. One day he figgered he should check it out, maybe get it re-packed, so he opened it up. It was full of news papers. He said he gave his preacher a few extra bucks next Sunday.
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