“Someone put a BOMB in our water supply...”
Even scarier could be the fact that it was at a dam which probably had a bridge. How many other bridges have bombs under them that we could not possibly know about? A synchronized detonation could hugely impact us.
“WHERE IS THE NATIONAL COVERAGE?!!!”
I’ve only seen this covered on Newsmax.
Plug that reservoir into a Bing search and go long fainting couch manufacturers.