Bubba is going to give him a friendly hug and chat. :-)
“[whistles] Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say... With a cute little rear end like that, you’ll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card’ll be filled every day... Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you’ll ever see what they look like, ‘cause you’ll be facing the other way.”
“You’re really good at this, you should write children’s books.”
-Ruthless People