“At that point I knew I had the right to be silent, but I did not have the ability.”
-Ron White
From an arrest scene in a slightly humorous cop movie:
Suspect: “blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah ...”
Officer: “You have the right to remain silent ... I suggest you exercise it.”