[TheThirdRuffian]

Two Polish guys were very lost in the woods. They’d wandered for a week.

First guy says “I think we’ve wandered so far, we’re in Russia!”

Second guy, “why do you think that?”

First guy “well, someone just stole my watch!”

[Verginius Rufus]

At the end of World War II, a lot of borders in Eastern Europe were changed. One village was right on the Polish-Russian border and the authorities kept changing their minds--it was in Poland, then it was in Russia, then it was in Poland again, then it was in Russia again.

Finally the announcement was made that a final determination had been made--it was definitely going to belong to Poland.

A local woman was very happy with the news. "I don't think I could have stood another one of those cold Russian winters."