Just position a fighter in a high altitude pattern and if Iran does something stupid, send a missile their way.
according to the government, the military used to quantum heartbeat, sensor thingee to find the downed pilot.
in Venezuela, Trump said he used the discombobulator
so if you were a Muslim soldier and you get blown up and you make it to hell, and Mohammed is at the gates to welcome you, and he asks you how you got there, instead of mentioning that you were a victim of , “ Jew-trickery,” you can just mumble something about being quantum discombobulated, and just keep walkin’.