Swalwell is one dangerous pol who has no regard for his constituents. Swalwell would make Gavin look like a rank amateur.
Pet not guilty.
Only in LA do engagement announcements read like pilot scripts: billionaire donor, Penthouse headline, and a subplot that says “allegedly” more times than a true-crime podcast.
He burned over a million on politics; she’s burning up the headlines; together they’re proof that romance can be both high-profile and high-anxiety.
His love language is campaign contributions; hers is subscribers; their shared dialect is “no further comment at this time.”
The prenup reportedly has more clauses than Santa’s HR manual and more locks than a Bel Air powder room.
When they said “Will you take this ring?”, the ring replied, “Sure—just add a GPS tag and a motion sensor.”
Their engagement party theme: “Something borrowed”—as in borrowed time for rumors, says every publicist within a 10-mile radius.
LA socialites updated their alarm systems the moment the save-the-date went out; that’s what you call a city with commitment issues.
He’s left-leaning, she’s camera-leaning, and the tabloids are leaning into push notifications like it’s cardio.
It’s the first registry where “fine china” sits right next to “motion sensors” and “legal retainer.”
Some couples meet cute; this one met “press release,” followed by “we dispute the allegations.”
If love is a heist movie, at least this one has a blockbuster budget, A-list headlines, and the word “allegedly” stitched into every scene.
...not only gave Swalwell’s gubernatorial campaign a max contribution of $39,200, but he also threw $1 million into an independent committee supporting Swalwell.....
Old billionaire lost his marbles and is throwing away his money.
Need to depose that huckster named Swalwell
She’s gross.
Mossad fallback after they lost the Epstein cell?
Airwaves in California are being inundated with ads for Swawell, no doubt funded by this billionaire - May Swawell Never be Governor of California!
Worse than Newsom.
The Fang-Fang/Chinese spy debacle should have put an end to his career - Swawell is very busy trying to bury the evidence:
“FBI Director Kash Patel is reportedly considering releasing files from a decade-old counterintelligence probe into Fang.”
“Is Considering” = Will Never Happen.
And:
“There are also unconfirmed reports that Attorney General Pam Bondi was fired in part for allegedly tipping off Swalwell about the potential file release, further fueling political controversy.”
Two Republicans are currently in the lead in California’s Jungle primary in June. But, given the mass vote fraud in California, I wouldn’t be surprised if Swawell comes out on top.
The scandal they will call “Epstein Jr.” ...