You kids are on a roll!
“she got into her Honda CRV, finding the brake pedal was not working and went straight to the floorboard,”
I’m surprised that a sedan wasn’t involved.
After all, in the immortal words of Neil Sedanka,
“Braking up is hard to do.”
He truly got some mileage out of these themes.
Calendar Girl, Little Devil...
“They say beware, but I don’t care..”
One huge gap in the story is, how did they get their Honda to the garage to have it checked out?
(the rimshot is just assumed here)
I think the perp needs more than a check up, sounds like she needs new plugs, points,and condenser, followed by a timing job.