[Baldwin]

She’s a vengeful God.

[Tell It Right]

If God was a woman:

1) We'd experience a lot of earthquakes and hurricanes once per month.
2) But imagine how much more efficient anthills would be because each ant could multitask.
3) Ruth wouldn't have won over Boaz by being at his feet. That's demeaning. She would have made him a sandwich.
4) Instead of empires rising and falling through military power it'd be by which ones were the best color coordinated.
5) Planets wouldn't stay in orbit based on math and physics like mass, momentum, distance, and gravity. Orbits would be maintained from planets stopping to ask for directions.