RE: the shocking report into his lewd online behavior.
The guy wasn’t nude
his behavior was lewd.
When Kristi was wooed
she was in a good mood
and he didn’t seem crude.
Her laid back attitude
let her marry the dude.
Now reporters are cued
and they just can’t be sued
for the TV scenes viewed
and they just can’t be shooed.
So Kristi is screwed.
Bravo!