No matter what office he holds or gets elected to it will always be:
Fang Fang grabbed his
Wang Wang
And he did
Bang Bang
And then he
Sang Sang
Good one. You missed the cut off date for the latest Best American Poetry but maybe next time.
Goes along with the old William Carlos Williams lines from Asphodel, That Greeny Flower (1962):
It is difficult
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there.