[montag813]

My wife claimed that I shrunk an inch and a half. I told her the gravity is just stronger where we now live.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Here is how I have known for quite a while that gravity is steadily increasing:

1. I can’t jump as high as I used to.
2. I can’t lift things I used to.
3. When I fall down, I hit harder and it hurts more.
4. (this is the scientifically measurable part) When I step on the scale, it reads higher than it used to.

Proof enough for me!

[telescope115]

That explains me losing 2”…