[Tell It Right]

The map shows that the gravitational field is distorted when you stand next to Stacey Abrams.

[epluribus_2]

this map totally explains my missed golf puts in Michigan...

[Still Thinking]

The map shows that the gravitational field is distorted when you stand next to Stacey Abrams.

It's just because she's so dense.

[plain talk]

"The map shows that the gravitational field is distorted when you stand next to Stacey Abrams."

... or this chic.

[telescope115]

J. B. Pritzger is his own gravity well.