Because conservative leaning people are civilized and not control freaks.
Conservatives support good establishments with their money. Democrats destroy their neighborhoods.
True, but maybe we should show it better to make them feel “more confortable”. For example, the staff could come out banging on pans and chanting “USA! USA!” like some restaurants do for birthdays. Maybe even hand out free copies of the Constitution or print the Bill of Rights on the placemats. All in the spirit of making lefties feel loved and respected ;-)
And they're not vulgarians like the liberals.