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To: Libloather; SunkenCiv; Hot Tabasco; Larry Lucido; Rennes Templar
In one message sent around 2:40 p.m. with the subject line “EYE HEART SF,” Currier reportedly warned that anyone in San Francisco who “stepped outside their home”would be “put into eternal torture.”

Libloather wrote: "Surprisingly, he's not wrong. Dood probably made a fortune selling poop maps."

About an hour later, the situation escalated. “CALLING ALL ALLIES TO COME TO MY HOME AND REMOVE THE ASSASSIN FAKE COP TEAMS ASAP,” he wrote

Great, a keyboard commando to boot. With the ever-present 'Wite out' conditions in SF Bay, at minimum he could have applied himself by writing a useful tell-all book instead of aimlessly roaming the streets of.

Quacks, Queers, and QWERTY: the Quintessential Step-by-Step Guide to Quirky San Francisco

(Full-color map included!)


4 posted on 03/21/2026 3:26:51 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Ezekiel

Reporters asked him, what is the first thing he does every morning?

He started singing:

I get up
I get dow-ow-own
I get up
I get down....


6 posted on 03/21/2026 4:21:11 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Ezekiel

The Ferrari people don’t like the name sullied. He either surrenders to the police, or Ferrari will send in their teams, and kill the duck right in front of him before they bust him up. 🚘😉😜😏

Here’s why Jay Leno doesn’t own Ferraris
Stephen Edelstein
February 6, 2022
https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1134983_here-s-why-jay-leno-doesn-t-own-ferraris


7 posted on 03/21/2026 4:25:25 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Some people don't know how to have fun, or maybe they're just a-holes.)
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To: Ezekiel

Weird Al Yankovic tried to intervene. The police asked what the suspect wanted. Al quoted him “I want a new duck.”


9 posted on 03/21/2026 4:28:38 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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