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To: BenLurkin
"...investigators said in court that he was linked to an ant-trafficking network..."

WTF? Do they eat them in China as some kind of delicacy or something? They eat rats, why not ants?

He should have smuggled them in his pants. Nobody ever looks there, and he can truthfully say when asked by customs why he is squirming in his chair...

"I have ants in my pants!"

7 posted on 03/12/2026 2:38:17 PM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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To: rlmorel

You can’t take the chance of ants in your pants because the ants in the pants dance lacks elegance.


14 posted on 03/12/2026 2:45:01 PM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: rlmorel
Filler of some kind if food.

More likely just considered to be some kind of "medicine".

18 posted on 03/12/2026 2:49:01 PM PDT by Right Wing Vegan
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