“Soccer… With its combination of adrenaline-pumping excitement, man-on-man aggression, and tough competition, it’s really no wonder it comes on top.”
Huh? Puts me to sleep. It doesn’t help that 99 percent of a telecast is one hell of a long shot of the field. If there’s any fancy footwork going on in these “clashes” you can’t see it.

I honestly fell asleep at my first and last live socialist football game. It was the Columbus Crew about 95’.
Woke up with my head in my girlfriends lap. Still turned into a good date. I didn’t have to watch and I caught up on my sleep.