So much struggle, war, conquest and killing!
Too bad they weren’t more like the peaceful native peoples of North America, who lived happily with each other since the dawn of time. They hunted together, and shared the bounty of the land equally. Their women joyfully raised the children together, in sisterly cooperation.
That is, until the white man came, and taught them to make war on each other. This made it easier for the white man to steal their land, their food, and their civilization.
Yeah, good times, good times.
You left off the /s