When I was young I wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never got the chants.
I studied Zen housework for a while. It seems that to clean the vacuum cleaner, you must become the vacuum cleaner.
My doctor asked me if I smoke or drink coffee. I said it is too hard to keep lit so I drink it.
My patience was tested yesterday. It was negative.
I made a huge to do list for this week. Now if I could only figure out who is going to do it.
It is not very well known that Koi fish always swim in groups of four. That way, it they are attacked, the A, B, & C Koi scatter, leaving just the D Koi.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)