Amazon Alexa surveillance device
Anti-depressants
Autopen signature from Jao Bai-din
Condoms
Crack Vial
Current tally of how much each American owes for the national debt
Death Certificate of a victim of an illegal alien invader
Driver's license issued to an illegal alien invader
EBT Card
Expired travel visa
Falsified mail-in voting ballot
Glock switch
Green dildo
Hair Weave
Locks of blue-dyed hair
Meth
MurdeRNA Shot
Nose ring
Paternity Test Kit
Pussy Hat
Red #40 food coloring
Tranny surgery discards - at least one breast and one penis
Wheaties box cover from 1976 with Bruce Jenner and a current photo
you forgot the copy of
“Websters New and Abridged Pronoun Dictionary”
an actual Bitcoin token
a full copy of the unredacted Epstein files
a petabyte backup of pr0nhub