This guy must have the IQ of a hockey puck.
If the stolen item was a hockey puck, it wouldn’t be found.
Steal a high priced item and, for sure, it will have a signal to trace its location!
Yes, he does have the IQ of a puck that has been in too many slap shots.
Every once and a while you hear of some mail carrier dumping mail down a drain, or taking it home and leaving it there.
I live in Ocean County, NJ and there’s a rather large post office in my town that has a large fleet of trucks and goes over a wide area.
Some years ago they busted one driver who had been dumping loads of mail in the bushes behind the post office!
Guy would go through the stuff looking for SS checks and things like that.