Your brother is a lawyer? send him this.
A lawyer who had just undergone surgery emerges from anesthesia and notices that the room is dark. “Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?”
And the nurse says, “There’s a big fire across the street and we didn’t want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure.”
An attorney was undergoing surgery and was awakened by a nurse who told him “I’m afraid the surgery was not successful and you will die very soon. Would you like a priest to administer Last Rites?”
The attorney responded “Hell no. I want a Malpractice attorney. You people are paying for my next yacht”.