About a month ago, I was shopping at my local Costco and was wearing my red "Trump was right about everything." ball cap.
As I was walking down the main aisle, a middle aged woman came tearing out of the side aisle, almost running me over with her cart.
I managed to side step out of the way as she started apologizing. Once she got a look at my ball cap, her smile turned into a frown and she muttered "I don't think so!" as she stormed pass me.
I replied "That's the problem with you liberals. You don't think."
Her husband, who was just behind her just smiled broadly and gave me a double thumbs up!
Fun story!
I’ve got one for YOU.
Back quite a few years ago, Facebook decided there were 57 genders, and you could select one. I immediately complained, telling them my gender was not represented. Within a day, I got a response:
Facebook Representative: “We are so sorry we missed your identification. What is your identified gender?”
Me: “I am Quantum-Gendered.”
Facebook Representative: (puzzled pause) .... “What is that?”
Me: “Quantum-Gendered means I’m neither male nor female, but a probability-wave. Upon observation, the probability-wave collapses, and I become either male or female. You know, like the Schrodinger Cat experiment. I call it Schrodinger’s Genitals.”
Facebook Representative: “Ha, ha. Very funny. Here, have a 30-day suspension.”
:) :) :)