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To: Lazamataz
This is a true story.

About a month ago, I was shopping at my local Costco and was wearing my red "Trump was right about everything." ball cap.
As I was walking down the main aisle, a middle aged woman came tearing out of the side aisle, almost running me over with her cart.
I managed to side step out of the way as she started apologizing. Once she got a look at my ball cap, her smile turned into a frown and she muttered "I don't think so!" as she stormed pass me.
I replied "That's the problem with you liberals. You don't think."
Her husband, who was just behind her just smiled broadly and gave me a double thumbs up!

76 posted on 02/27/2026 11:39:47 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money (That's what I do, I drink and I know things. - Tyrion Lannister)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

Fun story!

I’ve got one for YOU.

Back quite a few years ago, Facebook decided there were 57 genders, and you could select one. I immediately complained, telling them my gender was not represented. Within a day, I got a response:

Facebook Representative: “We are so sorry we missed your identification. What is your identified gender?”

Me: “I am Quantum-Gendered.”

Facebook Representative: (puzzled pause) .... “What is that?”

Me: “Quantum-Gendered means I’m neither male nor female, but a probability-wave. Upon observation, the probability-wave collapses, and I become either male or female. You know, like the Schrodinger Cat experiment. I call it Schrodinger’s Genitals.”

Facebook Representative: “Ha, ha. Very funny. Here, have a 30-day suspension.”

:) :) :)


77 posted on 02/27/2026 11:47:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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