Instead of “Have a nice day.”
Try: “Enjoy your next 24 hours.”
Sometimes I like to tell liberals: “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.” … then watch their face as they try to determine whether that was a compliment.
Maitre D’ : I appreciate your understanding.
Ferris: Don’t think twice. It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.