When the vegan finishes (*No harm to animals) then ask;
“Then why do you pretend to eat animals?”
They get very pissed.
When someone says “Hey, wanna try this new ‘vegan’ restaurant?” I say “Sure, if they have meat selections for us non-vegans.”
“No, it’s all vegan.’
“So my meat restaurant offers vegan salads, but your vegetarian restaurant doesn’t offer meat for us meat eaters? Looks like the meat restaurants all doing all the heavy lifting with respect to accommodating people. Your restaurant can’t keep a frozen hamburger patty around? A can of tuna? What’s up with that?”
I don’t get invited out by vegans much. Which is fine with me.