Um your house does sound like a fortress. :-)
Yeah, I guess it does. It’s pretty common around here, mainly due to fires.
I think some of it comes from my time in Iraq. I was artillery but did a fair amount of door kicking when we needed to secure an area.
Simple things like a light barred security door (that opened out and had a deadbolt) really upped the level of hassle for a forced entry. They’re all of $200 at Lowe’s— and are great for air if they also have a screen to keep out bugs.
Windows on a second floor only = need a ladder.
Heck a glass storm door outside of a regular door even changes the math.
I basically did all the things that made me think “let’s go to the next location”.