[plsvn]

...still have neither a clue nor a hint of curiosity to learn anything whatsoever about ‘curling’...

When I worked up in Calgary I learned that a lot of beer gets consumed during a curling match so there's that.

[Billthedrill]

When I worked up in Calgary I learned that a lot of beer gets consumed during a curling match so there's that.

Concur. Curling, like bowling, softball, and golf, loses its charm when sober people do it. That rule probably doesn't apply to Formula One racing...