“””and still have neither a clue nor a hint of curiosity to learn anything whatsoever about ‘curling’...”””
Elite athletes in perfect shape who work out several minutes every single month push a rock on the ice and some janitors sweep the ice in front of it until it hits another rock. Very fascinating.....if you are hammered.
It’s like slow motion bowling.
Bocce on ice
It’s like slow motion bowling.
Or maybe shuffleboard on ice?
It’s slow-motion marbles. With giant marbles.