Bocce is not an Olympic sport. But if curling is, why not bocce?
I strongly urge the Olympic committee to consider it. Mainly because it would be my last chance to become a famous Olympic athlete, and get my picture on cereal boxes.
I remember my neighborhood in Massachusetts where I lived until I was ten. Lots of Italian families. They all had bocce courts in their yards. They’d leave the balls out on the court. We’d go over and play bocce in their yards. They got a big kick out of us kids.