That or send in the flying crapper.
Posted on 02/07/2026 5:08:57 PM PST by crusty old prospector
STOUGHTON, Wis. (WMTV/Gray News) - A police department in Wisconsin used a drone to find a person it said was repeatedly defecating in a public park.
The Stoughton Police Department reported Thursday it received dozens of complaints about feces and used toilet paper found along a park’s walking path. Officials did not specify which park.
The department said it used drones and trail cameras to identify the suspect.
The department determined a pattern using the trail cameras and noted the person would defecate in the park during early morning hours.
Officers made contact with the person, identified as a 46-year-old woman, after a drone recorded her in the act.
The Stoughton Police Department said the woman is not homeless and that it believes she does not have mental health concerns.
“When we first learned of it, we thought it was going to be isolated,” Lt. Chad O’Neil of the Stoughton Police Department said. “But then with neighbors and users of the park continuing to call us to complain about it, I realized that it wasn’t going away.”
Lt. O’Neil said the suspect claimed to have used the bathroom at a certain time and location based on a personal pattern.
Such classy people......
We had a local B&E crook. He would poop on people;s carpets, couches, kitchen floors. It was his calling card. He was caught and went to prison because of so much evidence it was him.
Just like dog poop. Turds freeze (even the juicy ones) then
they dry out and once the snow melts, they turn into a gross pile of oatmeal stuff.
Stoughton is a Madison suburb, so no, but they might name a building on the UW campus after her.
TMI.
Well, at least they have her DNA now so they can trace any new evidence back to her.
My mom grew up on a farm in Southern MN. Waiting for the cow-pies to melt was a big deal back in 1936. I just added dog poo to the mix.
So that they could burn them as fuel?
Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.
Thanks, Euell. I’ll stick with the carnivore plan.
The Denver Post
Sept. 16, 2017:
“The Mad Pooper!!” Colorado Springs police seek mystery woman they have dubbed The Mad Pooper. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of a certain family’s home at least once a week for the past seven weeks. The incidents stopped after much publicity, but despite being captured on camera, that individual remains unidentified to this day.
**AI just informed me of what “Ghost Wiping” means.
I wish I had never asked the question.
it believes she does not have mental health concerns.
Oh yes she does.
Like watching a train wreck in slow motion, I had to look it up. I couldn’t look away. TMI.
That or send in the flying crapper.
[Did they rub her nose in it ?]
That made me me chuckle 😃.
Who gets to empty the floating turd catcher?
At least she’s regular….
It empties over the homeless encampment. Or the freeway.
I mean, if you're gonna let homeless people live on the streets out of libtard compassion, anticipate that at some point they're gonna need to take shit.
Liberalism at work, right here.
WTF are we doing?
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