> I have to laugh, what the hell did he think he was marrying? <
Given that this is a family forum, I will be delicate here. A friend of mine once mentioned an important rule: Don’t marry the first woman you meet who has, shall we say, special talents.
“A friend of mine once mentioned an important rule: Don’t marry the first woman you meet who has, shall we say, special talents.”
Marry all of them.