Leftist American leftist life-choices seem to come from some kind of woke Chipotle menu of choices
So you have chosen to be an American leftist? Congratulations!
Choose options from our list below, and we’ll mail your personalized kit immediately!
First, choose your body type:
Fat (recommended for women)
skinny-frail (recommended for men)
pink/blue hair
tattoo (more than one required)
nose rings
Next, choose how you use your genitals:
Homosexual
bisexual
Polyamorous
Anything goes
Now, choose your belief system:
Wiccan
Satanist
Yoga-Vinyasa
Episcopalian
Atheist
Marxist
Please choose your mental illness (no more than 2 are recommended):
OCD
Anxiety / Depression
Trump derangement
Rage/Anger
Psychotic disorders, including schizophrenia.
Gendery dysphoria
Please also choose your political causes (please choose no more than 3 to avoid confusion):
BLM
Palestinian
Climate Change
Ukraine (presently out of stock)
Illegal immigrants
mass vaccines
government-controlled speech
Congratulations! You are officially an American libtard! Welcome to years of misery and confusion!
What a meme worthy post!
I’d wager this would go viral on FaceB or X.