[Flavious_Maximus]

It’s obvious the “chief” was abducted and transported to the Somali alien mothership. No doubt had his body cavity scanned.

Just take a look at those three triangle-shaped head creatures in the photo. Even the Haitians can’t compete with those voodoo freaks.

[Bikkuri]

We may have to dig up the whole state, and transport it to the middle of the Atlantic (not the Pacific, I am stuck on this side).