[dfwgator]

Striker Striker...STRIKER!

[Ann Archy]

Do they get their CHECKED BAGGAGE off the plane also???

[high info voter]

Can we get rid of this sh*t? ......hang him!

[chief lee runamok]

waving his arms and screaming, “This is a simulation,”

Poor buffoon likely thought he was living in the matrix.

[LouAvul]

I flew quite a lot in my teens in the 60s. How the world has changed.

[ryderann]

Sounds like his drug boat got through for him.

[Getready]

Another schizo who needs to be treated, locked up ,and not let out in society until he is cured for 5 years straight

Our lawmakers do not know what schizophrenics are, they apply rules of law (made for non-schizos) to the sad schizos as if the schizo is capable of understanding the laws.

Poetic justice would be for one of the lame*ss judges, who releases those so afflicted , meeting a schizo in a dark alley.

[DesertRhino]

“Four passengers grabbed Langston and dragged him to the back of the plane”.

Great work by those four ladies! (Just assuming from all the recent movies, Viking shows, police crime shots on TV etc that it was four women)

[roving]

Maybe Kenneth Copeland was on to something.

[Vaquero]

“Elon Musk thinks it’s almost certain that we’re living in some version of The Matrix. In fact, he believes that there’s a “one in billions chance” that reality as we know it is not a computer simulation“

[bakeneko]

Just like those other M-Fers that weren’t real.

[sphinx]

A simulation?

So shoot him and tell him to respawn.

Problem solved.

[Presbyterian Reporter]

TSA will need to add drug and alcohol testing prior to boarding the plane.

Not that I want it to happen, just tired of reading about crazies disrupting air flights.

[Ezekiel]

The flight diverted to Eppley Airfield in Omaha, where Langston was escorted off the plane and detained at Douglas County jail. The flight then continued on to Salt Lake City International Airport.

Don't they have a hatch for these types of situations?

Well, at least now he can call Lady Fanny for a bailout.

[lee martell]

Never put the lime in the coconut and shake it all together!

[logi_cal869]

No pic.

Thar’s a tell... /s

[bigbob]

Another reason why if I can’t get there by driving, I ain’t going.

[Carl Vehse]

The linked NY Post article shows a photo with the caption, "Langston was charged with interference with flight crew members and attendants. Carolyn Lagattuta/Stocksy – stock.adobe.com".

That photo is NOT Jordan Langston, but is actually a stock photo of a man in handcuffs from a stock photo company called Stocksy.

Furthermore, the December 31, 2025, People article, "United Passenger Arrested After Claiming 'This Is a Simulation' and Throwing 'Punches' Mid-Flight," has a picture of a white man in handcuffs with the caption that states: "Stock image of a man being arrested".

The Enemedia now even admits they publish FAKE NEWS.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

This is the world Hollywood and the Democrats and atheism have given us.

[FlingWingFlyer]

They should have kicked him in the keister and screwed up his ass-imilation. The boy has lots of mental issues. Lock him up!