I've been wondering, was Erwin Schrödinger's cat was both an indoor and outdoor cat at the same time.
We finally learned who built King Arthur's famous Round Table. It was Sir Cumference.
We went out for dinner with our neighbors. I mentioned that I had tried cross-fit this morning. Sweetie piped up, "It's pronounced 'Croissant' and you had three."
Will glass coffins become a thing? It remains to be seen.
My very obese parrot died. That's a weight off my shoulder.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
And the first food served on the Round Table was.... Pi!
LOL!
Did you hear about the guy whose nine-headed pet was stolen? He was really dehydrated.