Things are so bad, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is considering fleeing to Georgia where he will be known as Ayatollah Khamenei Grits.
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)