“how does a busted toilet cause “significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function”?”
Never underestimate how despicable personal injury lawyers can be. Just the TV commercials alone tell me what lowlifes they are.
I guarantee that “significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function” bull came straight from whoever is representing this guy.
Honestly, I’m shocked it’s only $50k.
Without the medical report...
I could see slicing open the scrotum and getting an unplanned vasectomy on a shard of broken porcelain would have an effect. Or... Getting a shard up the rectum would not be fun.