[BlueLancer]

And I'm standing behind you in line at the grocery store with a 30-pack of beer that's growing heavier by the second ...

You know, they have this marvelous new invention called a "grocery cart" that will hold your 30-pack of beer, so you don't have to, while you wait.

[Drew68]

You know, they have this marvelous new invention called a "grocery cart" that will hold your 30-pack of beer, so you don't have to, while you wait.

In California, they've all been stolen by homeless bums.

And don't tell me to move out of commiefornia. I'm there because Uncle Sam ordered me to be there.