What the heck are you talking about? I still use checks to pay all my bills. I don’t trust that fancy, new-fangled electronic payment stuff.
Oh, wait. I’m over 65. So, yeah. You might be right.
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And I'm standing behind you in line at the grocery store with a 30-pack of beer that's growing heavier by the second (because gay-ass California won't let me purchase alcohol at self-checkout even though there's four employees manning it) watching your geriatric, arthritic hands shakily and methodically scribe out "seven dollars and 73/00 cents" for a Hallmark birthday card for your granddaughter that will be quickly scanned for cash and immediately chucked into the trash.
LOL! You know it's true!