[frank ballenger]

...drinking early?

I never, ever drink. Haven't ever been a serious drinker and decided around 1975 to make that a firm decision. My mother was an abusive alcoholic.

Sorry.

Not every joke works. I'll go back to serious anti-leftist hate speech from now on. Attracts fewer critics.

[goodnesswins]

PS...I am female....so it REALLY did not work.