It would be hilarious to have one of those carved on a big stone in hieroglyphs, and bury it somewhere in Egypt.
She must have been a combination of Sydney Sweeney and Scarlett Johannson.
Cleopatra, when sex was still new to her,
Kept buying young slaves to tutor her.
But the Pharaoh (her Dad)
Afraid she’d go bad
Kept rendering them neuterer and neuterer.
heh
Make history come alive, heh heh I am the great Cornholio!