Agree to disagree.
All these soccer is gay people should be dropped into the middle of an Argentina-Uruguay game and asked for their opinions at the end. Of course dead men tell no tales.
I suppose Uruguay-Paraguay sounds gay on a certain level.
But as somebody who played soccer as a younger man, I find it quite funny to read this because in fact, I heard all about it from hockey people and then guess what, a big scandal in kids hockey involving gay coaches and abused kids.
Have a look at Vancouver vs Miami on the weekend for NSL championship and see how gay that is. The part about low scoring is a bit overdone also, I guess there was that one stinker of a final last time the World Cup was in the USA and that left a bad impression but in fact the average score in a top league or international soccer match is 3-2, not 0-0, problem being, near the end of a long tournament, both surviving teams are exhausted, playing two big games a week, they have a number of injuries, and so the final games are sometimes a bit of a letdown.
USA has drawn a very easy group there, I would imagine Turkey will win that four-country playoff; Canada (also hosting) will have Switzerland, Qatar and probably Italy (or Wales) after another playoff. That will be fairly difficult for Canada to advance especially as they have lost a bit of the form they had four years ago.