[Tell It Right]

If I started a company to fill this manufacturing gap, the brand name would be Black Betty. It's a thinker.

LOL!

Decades ago the Commodore Amiga chipset had names like Denise for the video processor and Agnus for the main CPU. If you upgraded it was to the Super Denise and the Fat Agnus (or higher to the Fatter Agnus). I never used that for pick up lines (Honey, you look like you've got some processing power!).

[SunkenCiv]

Using that for a pickup line back at that time could backfire, some retort using some floppy disk variation.