And, remember, alcohol kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
The exception to the above statement is if you are a leftist creepozoid. Billary, Pelousy, Que Mala, ET AL.
For the above creeps, I believe a rewrite of one of my parents Irish songs is in order.
Instead of “Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before”
Drunk Last Hour
Drunk The Hour Before
Gonna Get Drunk This Hour
Like I’ve Never Been Drunk Before
Alcohol does not kill brain cells, not even the kel;iophu9o onezniopiohp[nuiobhnuo[p
Don’t need the weak ones.
From Cliff Craven on Cheers:
““Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
“And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”