“”My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
I replied: “No.”
She responded: “OK. How about now?”””
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Lol! It’s a good thing that voodoo isn’t a real thing. A LOT of husbands would be in deep stuff.
Alinsky Rule 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”
A voodoo doll. Remember, humor is a weapon.
Liberals are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.